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My Husband is a Big Mess

My husband is a mess. He is required to wear a name badge at work at all times. However, he can’t remember it to save his life. Then, the other day, he couldn’t find it at all. His company charges quite a bit of money for new name badges, so he was in a panic. Later that morning, I found it when I was doing laundry in the dirty clothes basket. I don’t know how to help him do better.